I mean, I ask you. If that doesn't prove that God is male/a bastard/both then I don't know what would.
And just to be clear, I am currently typing this post lying in a prone position on the sofa while Toddler builds a fort ON MY HEAD and Baby empties the book box with gay abandon. I have a banging head, a sore throat, a streaming nose, an upset stomach and the chills. But it's OK. Because I'm a stay-at-home Mama. So this is a piece of piss for me 😡